In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “32 Flavors.”
1) Pork chops
2) Ian the Cardboard Soldier
3) Blonde Nonsense
4) Andy from Emmerdale
5) The Tendency of Florists
6) Quotation Marks
7) Cheeky offer on Tammy Wynnette’s House
8) $5000 or £5000? You decide
9) You’ve moved to Dundee
10) Pies
11) Namibian carpet wholesaler
12) Now you’re in Luton
13) Sir Anthony Hopkins and the cast of ‘Taming of The Shrew’
14) Aggro Donkey versus Clive
15) I’d like to visit Quebec one day.
16) I’d trust a marsupial given half a chance.
17) Can you remember the last time you bit an exercise book?
18) Herman is back
19) Rita made rug therapy for lunch
20) My favourite pizza had plastic surgery
21) Exhausted ZOD Petitions
22) ‘The Canterbury Tales’ by Mitt Romney
23) Past Pupils versus Ill Hedges
24) Fleppy Neptile washed the Snezwost.
25) Is Antartica just the world’s dandruff reserves?
26) Moon on a stick
27) Let’s all go to Zurich and limp about.
28) It’s a tragedy about Xena Warrior Princess not working in a Post Office/ Pork Scratchings
29) Peanut Butter
30) Poindexter Cup?
31) The Hulk isn’t green, it’s only paint
32) Roller skates – wheels = shoes
Clever take on the prompt.